Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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Top comments
Peacelove0404 26
Well now you know that he isn't your right person either. Don't give up hope OP :)
wtffml1979 22
Better to find out now then after putting a lot of effort into it first. Good luck OP you will be fine.
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Comments (61)
False_Stupidity 42
Don't worry too much, there are plenty of fish in the sea and you'll find your mr right eventually. It just takes patience... and throwing out all pre-conceived notions about what type your going for.
MDoremis 38
Better to be up front about things rather than dragging it out, I suppose. Either way, that still sucks for you OP!
1dvs_bstd 41
He's a monumental douchebag milkshake.. to get to the near perfect guy, you'll take a long work through the valley of dicks, but at the end of it all, it'll be worth it.
cryssycakesx3 23
I wish people would stop trying to add words onto "douche" to make it hip and cute. makes you look like a doucheBAG
Demon_of_Light 27
45, don't be so grumpy. It makes you look like a douchecupcake.
BigJoeZD 16
Apparently I'm the only that thinks that the guy may have been trying to say that he liked OP, and was trying to ask her if she felt the same? I.e: Are we going to see each other again or should I go back to the website? If so it was a crappy way to say it and he may have flubbed his words as they left his mouth. Either way FYL OP that's not a fun situation to be in
lizabethp 11
I was thinking the same. Maybe he was too shy and wanted to know if she liked him.
tRaLynEvans143 12
that's what i was thinking!!
usmc_sean 8
You'll find the one for you (:
hekinokuroihi 20
That sucks...you got friend zoned without even being friends first!
abbyade 21
What a douche. No regards at all. He's not worth it then
gozie11 11
online dating is not worthy of Your time.
Missythemini 20
I found my fiancé on okcupid. :)
assassinbanana0 20
I met my boyfriend who I live with on xbox live almost 2 years ago :)
joshali 5
Maybe he wanted to hear to quit the website as he already found one and should go on a second date. some people talk crazy things when nervous
dreamful_artist 14
Better to find out now before things get a little more serious.