Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
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happylittleman 0
I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.
yesmanddd 4
I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.
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Comments (66)
adorepink86 0
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1Have you seen the training lifeguards go through. They really are hardly trained.
KrystleLynn 0
Well I don't know about the lifeguards in France but i'm a lifeguard in n.y., and I went through a good amount of training.
ninaaftermath 0
Stung by jellyfish, what are you? Spongebob?
DeafChef 0
LOL
dont_stop_believ 0
haha that was a good one 28 oh mannn that was a great comment lol I laughed out loud...i'm in a library tee her lol
MiGman 5
uhm 37 lots of people get stung with some dying
qwerty554 4
I think 37 was being sarcastic
penizulaface 0
they have training? shit, i thought they just went straight in there :/ stings hurt like a bitch, south of france is full of jellies -.-
xo_emily_xo 0
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Wow, that lifeguard should get fired. And I hope nobody peed on you =/ haha
yesmanddd 4
I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.
DarthJeff 0
YDI, Baywatch should've taught you that lifeguards are all brawn and no brains.
Phlecks 0
Do you learn a lot of life lessons from Baywatch, Darth?
SuperSpore 0
And that is why you do not trust lifeguards.
happylittleman 0
I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.
colourmealy 0
why would you still go in? even if theres only two
bauerina 0
you think two jellies should be a good reason not to go swimming?
rafaelaugusto94 0
lamo bad luck!
Crunchy_fml 0
don't worry, that lifeguard is also going to get fired by his boss for falling asleep earlier
ryoga 0
You forgot to use your common sense.