Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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Top comments
Peacelove0404 26
Well now you know that he isn't your right person either. Don't give up hope OP :)
wtffml1979 22
Better to find out now then after putting a lot of effort into it first. Good luck OP you will be fine.
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Comments (61)
Daily_Screwer 11
Pulled a Michael Scott lol
courtz94 24
I would have left at that moment. Why would you stay on a date with someone who acts like that?
ohSNAPyall 27
That's pretty passive-aggressive of him. What a coward.
aseus 9
Aw. Don't give up hope, hun. You'll find the right one
Epickitty58 29
Should've said "I don't know. That's what I've been doing. It's been taking a while, and based on your comments this evening, it will take even longer."
thatoneguy172 3
I'm pretty sure he was asking if he should get off the dating site.
tRaLynEvans143 12
i found the man of my dreams on Skout!! we just celebrated our 1 year Anniversary yesterday, and he proposed last night! my absolute soulmate found ME when i had just about given up! never lose hope or give up OP!! the best is worth the wait!! ?
vivek585 5
Sounds like your date was telling you "not interested" in a very passive aggressive way. He should have been more upfront about it. But hey, at least you can move on now and try to find Mr. Right.
figure_of_bleach 0
Don't take it to heart OP it was only the first date and too soon for him to decide whether you are right for each other or not. He probably is just keeping his options opened till he's had a few dates rather that just deleting his profile after the first person he goes on a date with.