Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, it was my first day being home after doing a 4 and a half month hike through the Appalachian Trail. This evening, I stepped out my front door and directly onto a copperhead snake. It thought my leg was tasty, and I went to the ER for the first time in over 20+ years. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, I was running outside. On the last mile, I was alongside some fields. While running down the side of the road, I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car, screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML
Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML
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Peroxide 3
I was camping and out late riding my bike when something got caught in my spokes and was going round and round. It was dark and I thought it was a stick so I reached down to pull it out and it hissed at me. Needless to say I dismounted faster than the speed of light thus proving Einstein wrong. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it!! E=mcgetthefuckoutofmybikesnake
Kingdutch 3
That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o FYL
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Comments (94)
danii_s2 0
haha. everyone thinks that coz he's from Australia, snakes r an everyday part of his life... yes of course, just like kangaroos n koalas.. and sheep in new Zealand. I'm 18 and yet to see one around.
horse_lvr96 0
how did u nt kno it was fake u retard!
totalbadass 0
YDI for not knowing better, you live in australia.
42billybob 5
poor snake had a bad day
batosai33 0
you got bit by a plastic snake? i call bull----
Omnigeek6 1
Well, clearly OP thought is was a plastic snake, but then found it was real when he got bitten.
SPN_lover666 27
It was obviously real and NOT plastic, moron. -_-
knad 0
Man, FYL. I studied in Australia for a year. Unlike what everyone assumes, snakes aren't as common a sight as you'd think. I only saw snakes because my studies required me to find them and it was always in the wild. Everyone makes mistakes. Hopefully whatever snake bit you wasn't one of the more venemous ones.
LoookieHere 0
hahaha sucks to be you !
EvilsAdvocate 0
To the untrained eye, a snake can look very plastic. This is not the FYL's fault in the least, snakes glisten with a waxy residue that can trick your eye. The people calling the FYL stupid are just as likely, if not MORE likely to suffer a bite from said snake.
chottu 16
You live where I live. LOL. You should no better then to touch something that looks like a snake. But still. FYL. I can't fault you for thinking it was a prank.
DeadHorseman 11
well look on the bright side. you now have a pet snake