Today, I went into my part-time job at a drugstore. We always have one item we try and sell to every customer. For the next week I have to ask every person if they would like to "try my nuts." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML
Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML
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kellster 2
Ah, retail. The other prostitution.
effthis 0
i would like to try your nuts.....
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Comments (133)
Nightfallz 0
that's not a fml that's awesome. and I'm pretty sure management doesn't want you to say "try my nuts".
alex_vik 1
Do you think people will love your nuts? Do you also sell a shammy and have a mohawk?
burningovaries 3
Do you happen to work at CVS Pharmacy? because I have to ask the same exact question. GOLD EMBLEM NUTS ..ftl.
YummyBear88 0
haha... Me too! I feel your pain... Lucky for me I'm a girl so it's not as bad.... Or maybe it's worse :-/ ... Stupid CVS
ohmyerica 0
Consider this the CVS/Gold Emblem nut selling thread-- I have to do the same thing right now. It's so pathetic.
blairbeartmp 0
stop bitching
Bruce9707 0
Your life is so hard. I don't even see why you go on living. :( YDI for putting a lame FYL
DeathMetal666 0
YDI for working at a drug store. Have fun with your shit pay.
iJack 0
Its a better pay then you are probably getting, and better than the millions of unemployed people. If you say it in a positive way, some might even buy it because they feel bad for you.
conan6 0
Remember the power of Vince. Say "You're gonna love my nuts. "
plexico 4
You are going to have sex with at least two or three girls this week (or some time in the future because you met them this week.) The vast majority of customers will take your pitch at face value, but girls who might like you will use it to start up a conversation. You should get their numbers and be off to the races. I feel sorry for you if you are not gay and have to ask this question to a gay guy.
iphonebro 0
ask me about my weiner!!!!!
plexico 4
Try my nuts! Buy two and you get a reusable sack for free!