Today, I went into my part-time job at a drugstore. We always have one item we try and sell to every customer. For the next week I have to ask every person if they would like to "try my nuts." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML
Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML
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kellster 2
Ah, retail. The other prostitution.
effthis 0
i would like to try your nuts.....
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Comments (133)
AAAAHHHH12 2
Wanna try the OP's nuts?
Sevenfold 0
I LOL'd. hard.
diet_otaku 0
my thoughts exactly XDDDD
0___0 9
That just reminded me I saw this person dressed up like a cow on the side of the freeway yesterday. He was dancing, and it was really funny. LOL ah cha cha cha..
kevind23 0
I'd certainly hope you wouldn't have to say that exact line...
americayay 0
i don't really consider there to be any crap to it. i mean, if OP chooses to word it that way, that's his problem. especially when he gets FIRED. dumb fml.
kukopia 0
He said it's a part-time job. So sad your reading comprehension and/or intellect can't handle that.
ugliy 0
that made me so incredibly happy
_Noon_ 0
This is an FML because you only get to say it for one week! It is Awesome :D The possibilities are just ENDLESS! But if you're getting tired of it, you can always say "Would you like to try these nuts?".
The_Mind_Trap 0
This is too awesome it shouldnt be a FML, Your life is awesome. I wish i had an excuse to ask people to taste my nuts at work. lol