Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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Top comments
junkinmahcranium 0
Get any extra points? :D
McA513M 0
Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)
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Comments (113)
junkinmahcranium 0
Get any extra points? :D
boba123 0
haha :)
aznbillybob4sho 0
FYL for getting a cheap outfit (:
Dabookofnothing 0
u obviliosly have not been to an ice skating compeition have you? The judges (for at least the ones i competed in) are usually old or middle aged women and one gay man usually.
CryingHowls 0
and you obviously don't know how to spell the word "obviously."
DizzyDemon0 9
Hahaha. Great comments so far. That sucks miss...but you messed up first anyways..so perhaps not the best performance before you stripping anyways? Better luck next time.
happylittleman 0
obviliosly.... hahahahaha. That's awesome. To the OP, that sucks. Not much more to say about it.
mattmag 0
Haha yeah Perfect 10!
nazooer 11
And obviously you don't know what a typo is.
Finnboghi 0
Ninja'd! Also, 49, wtf are you talking about?
Emma_91 0
@ 12 And they're usually very prudish and old fashioned too XD
DizzyDemon0 9
#50, #49 is talking about #25 making fun of the way #12 spelled obviously. Try to pay attention, okay? It's really not that hard to follow. You were prolly just a little too excited about your "Ninja'd" post, which was very helpful. Way to be a winner. Oh by the way...RIPPED YOU.
electroboy_fml 0
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bleedinginside 0
I woulda been like 10 fantastico performance
skyler_kitttyyy 0
STFU u Dont no anyhing about figurs skating and they r not cheep the can be in the 1000 range!!!!
PerfasarusRex 3
93- no need to get bent out of shape. People who aren't figure skaters don't know and I wouldn't expect them to. However you're right. Competition dresses can cost a fortune. Del Arbor.. Not as bad.
NaturallyUnlucky 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The use of 'myself' is bothering me... but yeah, FYL. Next time make sure that your attire is up to the task?
LLLP 0
Yeah myself implies that it was an action of hers that caused her exposure. A simple me would have sufficed
badluckalex 23
you two are next level grammar nazis...
Lexia_fml 0
Did you make sure it could handle those moves before you wore it? If not, YDI
genius_man16 1
agree. Maybe test out your dress beforehand, especially a halter top
McA513M 0
Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)
McA513M 0
If I was a girl, and that happened to me, I would absolutely DIE of embarrassment. FYL!!! However on the bright side, maybe the judges were perverts and liked it?
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Pics?
badluckalex 23
or it didnt happen
imkool136 22
Or your just a horny bastard who wants to see a girls breasts. Go look up drake and josh, there are a few boobs you might like.
KenMcGormick 0
10 for artistic expression
24788 7
That really bites. Probably got a little nervous and messed up.
netbeui435 3
you win
sbarre1 0
>.> LOL