The classic argument
Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML
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Rich531 21
tell him yours is seeing racists being ****** in their anus
JazzHandsFML 28
did he start by saying I'm not racist but... usually means there's gonna be something horribly racist
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Cortezthe1st 23
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Punch him in the nose to teach him a lesson. You can also drop him off in the middle of Compton if you don't want your hands dirty.
GroupWorkSucks 15
Seeing as he lives in Texas, Compton would be a bit of a hike.
tournamentdecide 33
Since we're going wherever, why not drop him off on 8 mile as an alternative?
Badkarma4u 17
So he'd be around a bunch of Mexicans?
alkoy 4
THIS. there is no reasoning with those ignorant ***** but he might start rethinking his attitude after the fifth time of getting punched in the face...
cmac86 24
Or Pine Bluff, Arkansas (it's closer for him) . The town of less than 50,000 has roughly 70 murders per year. It's like a southern Compton, only rappers don't rap about it.
Kielnmsoftly 26
What if OP's brother is black and he's racist against whites? Then he would ft right in in Compton.
incoherentrmblr 22
Everclear - Heartspark Dollar Sign. Listen to that song...
Badkarma4u 17
You guys realize that the straight outta compton stuff was almost 30 years ago. It's primarily hispanic now. Stop getting your info from rap videos, and old rap videos at that.
FMLusername969 21
Sounds like you have plenty of hatred in your heart as well OP. I dont know which is worse...being racist or talking about a family member like that. You BOTH need help.
Rich531 21
tell him yours is seeing racists being ****** in their anus
im_a_black_guy 10
Wouldn't it be weird to watch your brother being ****** in the ass by a big black guy, isn't that borderline incest
letmetalkplease 13
Incest is within the family.
doodlecloud 27
46 - I think 36 knows that, I think he meant because you'd be watching a family member having sex rather than a non-family member. Still a dumb comment though.
Rich531 21
I actually got thumbs up for this? Thanks to everyone who thumbed it up!
jeff_boles 12
That's like saying, "I'm not racist, I just think whites are far superior to other races!"
JKPwnage 27
That's like saying, "I'm not sexist, I just think all men are stupid"
Aimeejasmine 15
Well done.. Those are indeed valid examples, thanks for your contribution
jkp1291 25
Only in Texas
CatAttack29 12
#4 racism is still all over the world not just in Texas. Just because something strange or wrong happens in Texas is does not only happens there. Try not to comment so ignorantly next time, thank you.
stingray112 24
U do realize he was kidding right
jkp1291 25
Yep, just kidding, but standing on a soapbox and being holier than thou is cool too
ChopSuey444 20
The 24 down votes suggest that the joke is, in fact, extremely unfunny.
GroupWorkSucks 15
I thought it was funny. I guess I have a sense of humor.
badgercheese94 16
#17, Don't get too defencive. Yea racism is everywhere but it is worse in Texas than in other places. I grew up in Miami, which has no shortage of racism, don't get me wrong, but then I moved to Texas and never have I heard so many white people openly say the word "******." Yea, in Miami you heard dumb white guys say "nigga" trying to be cool, but not "******." I also have a class thats all white guys and no blacks, and they kept making dumb black jokes. Was a total culture shock for me, made me feel sick to my stomach.
JazzHandsFML 28
did he start by saying I'm not racist but... usually means there's gonna be something horribly racist
Liamj774 36
I'm not racist but… I love toast. Told you I wasn't racist.
im_a_black_guy 10
You are the anomaly
False_Stupidity 42
You're against non-toasted bread! Totally racist #24!
GroupWorkSucks 15
Wow, could you be any more breadphobic? You should have posted a trigger warning.
Vestin 18
#5: When someone tells you "I'm not a lawyer, but..." you can be pretty sure you're dealing with a lawyer.
cutycat136 28
Oh no you're right, and I'm not racist either. So don't think that I'm getting a new brother just because you're white, I just happen to like this black guy better.
PoisonUnicorn 7
Seeing women ****** definitely doesn't mean you respect them or care for them as people or for their culture. Sorry your brother is such an ass, OP
mollyxrose 22
"I'm not racist, but...*racist comment follows*"
muzy 23
Not necessarily.I sometimes like to start off by saying that, just to throw people off. "I'm not a racist, but I just had the best coffee ever".
im_a_black_guy 10
Or a loud donkey call
Nieko 11
He likes black girls, you like black girls (I assume yours is black)... That's just brotherly rivalry. FYL and good luck!
spaceneko 3
Correction he likes to watch pornos that picture black women as *****
CrazyBear085 7
Correction again. he said one his favorite. also who said being a **** is a bad thing? often times youll find the woman takes sexual dominance in most porns. back to the point though. we have no idea what remark he made that was considered racist...
patrickalamo 48
The racism come in when he distinguishes between races in his example.
Ichiya 29
Every single person is racist. The first few things you notice about a person is they are black/white/asian/ect and if they are male/ female. The difference is hopefully most people don't hate people becuase of these traits.
scorch61699 5
in fact every person is NOT racist. seeing the colour of a persons skin is not racist. thinking/believing/doing certain things because of the colour of their skin is racist.
Aimeejasmine 15
Are you serious.. Noticing someone's skin colour doesn't make you racist what the hell. Implying someone is inferior in any way because of their skin colour is racist jfc..
Ichiya 29
Racism and other "isms" are spectrums. There are good sides and bad sides. Im not saying everyone should die simply because they note someone's differences, Im saying that at its core noticing those differences in a conscious way is i form of racism. Its not inherently a bad form but it is still racist. When it becomes harmful is when you use those differences as an excuse to oppress said person. Racism can be just as good as it can be bad for example: having pride because you are Native American is racist but it is good so long as you don't go and say that anyone not Native American is bad or inferior. Its imprtant to realize that everything has two sides. Imagine racism like your typical graph. Starting from zero the line moves infinitly up in the positive side, but also there is a part going infinitly into the negative side. The positive part represents the benificial part of racism where we raise awareness of wrongs committed to others based on differences and the negative part represents the harmful side of racism where we use our differences against each other on any side of the line. This spectrum dissapears once one half of the graph ceases to exist. The best outcome is when everyone ignores all differences and treats everyone the same. That is when we can truly say racism doesn't exist. I respect that other may not agree with my views on the subject and I wont say Im right or you're wrong All I want is a civil discussion of opinions so we can all learn from each other, and I hope we can achieve this. I ask that the devs delete this comment if it starts an arguement because that isn't going to help anything.
Divine_Mamma 11
Racism is discrimination because of color. Not just noticing color. If noticing color mean you were racist then saying "my favorite color is..." would be racist.