Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Doortje 30
Apologize and tell him you'd be happy to give him a kiss on the bruise you just gave him.
jiggyjiggz 0
way to make an ass out of yourself
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Comments (133)
hhonneysett 0
Haha shame that must be imbarresing
tencentsakiss 19
Not near as embarrassing as the way you just spelled embarrassing.
Korro 8
ok how's the horse?
LQwhatitdew 0
Kinda like how that chic kicked Usher in the face? Nice.
hcovballer247 0
Smooth!...
CoolStoryBrah 0
my girlfriend did the same thing a few days ago with one of her guy friends. I think she's cheating on me with him....It'd be funny if this was her wouldn't it?...
tencentsakiss 19
Cool story, brah.
Dez31396 0
nice goin... u can't get on a horse? use a mounting block next timeee lol
moomoomeow2 7
Don't feel bad. It was accident, and I'm sure he knows it.
adidaman 3
haha op that sucks
adidaman 3
haha op that sucks
alexdiazbieber 0
wtf?? u try to hard!