Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Doortje 30
Apologize and tell him you'd be happy to give him a kiss on the bruise you just gave him.
jiggyjiggz 0
way to make an ass out of yourself
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Comments (133)
Jimboom 12
You asked him for help getting you on... so repay the favour by help getting him off. Giddy up! ;-)
Gr1mr3ap3r 4
lol
blcarter81 0
and you wonder why the cowboys in brokeback mountain turned gay......
btnhdude 0
bcuz they both had disturbing experiances as children leaving them sexually confused?
ThatLooksSticky 16
At least you didn't kick him in the nuts!
btnhdude 0
she was all like "nay!" and the horse was all like, "neiigh!" and i was all like "aye!"
xStiina 0
Poor guy... you kicked him, he kicked the horse, you fell off.. it's all a Win if that happened.
DocBastard 40
What a nightmare! Good thing he's a tough Italian stallion, or else he would have g-roaned. All these haters here sound like a bunch of horse. Just get back in the saddle and pony up or you'll just stirrup bad feelings like a driving rein. I'm sure your relationship is stable enough to tolerate this. The mane thing is to apologize.
Toxicweed69 0
fu*k u I just got wood
sexiilittlething 6
ummm perfect chance to ask him to make it up somehow?
GotALife 11
Heeeeeeeeeeee might of been perverted......or just trying to touch your but and you just saved yourself by major but kicking atude.....WHAT AM I SAYING YOU JUST EMBRASSED YOURSELF.F YOUR LIFE!
DocBastard 40
The Grammar Nazi inside me is bristling, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Please make it stop...
GotALife 11
#65 hgnfiysytwurr
DocBastard 40
Right you are. You make an excellent defence, friend. I think you forgot to take your lithium this morning. I think you left it under the rainbow next to those 3 samurai warriors eating cheesecake by the fire.
Doortje 30
GotALife needs to GetALife.
GotALife 11
#73 and #75 what the **** is your problem. 73 why dont you just read the WHOLE comment i'd said. Really you guys just stop to the part you dont like and just start barking at people. 75 if your an adult why dont you grow up and leave whatever happen last time alone? oh that's because YOU CANT.
zp5 4
Actually, you WROTE the comment. They don't have a problem, you do with your terrible grammar.
GotALife 11
#81 not doortje and people make mistakes. Part of life....oh I see I brought out your Grammar Nazi
DocBastard 40
Edit: the comment to which I was replying vanished like a fart in the wind.
nomudkips 4
His horse is amazing.
SuperMaria 0
Does it taste just like raisins?
tencentsakiss 19
Shut up woman get on my horse.
surferchick96 0
control urself!!!