Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Doortje 30
Apologize and tell him you'd be happy to give him a kiss on the bruise you just gave him.
jiggyjiggz 0
way to make an ass out of yourself
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Comments (133)
maybaybe 0
fail.
grandpaearthling 2
could have been worse. you could have been mounting him and got kicked by the horse.
c8750 2
Hahaha!!!
Fiend_fml 0
Simmer down stallion. At least you didn't kick him while trying to mount him. Saddle up and buck like a bronco.
triggerit 5
let him be happy...at least you kicked him not a horse
horsegirl4everan 0
omg I love horse back riding!!
Cass3m0 0
OMG, what a coincedence! I don't care.
GotALife 11
I tryed so hard but not so far In the end it doesnt even matter
grandpaearthling 2
a linkin park quote? haahaa
GotALife 11
#80 aaaa you notice...finally
maddycakes19 0
just apoligize like 50 times and then give him a present of some sort ;)
tommy700 0
losers
GotALife 11
Well next time try to shut it down with a top on and a freakem dress on.
GotALife 11
ocean it up....if any one knows what it means