Today, I learned that the girl I liked who rejected me last week also has an OnlyFans Account. Yes, I dodged a bullet. However, she let me down with, "I'm celibate and taking a break from men." Then detailed why she would love to stay friends with me. Even girls who sell themselves want nothing to do with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
Today, a girl I rejected, who is also a good friend, wrote on Facebook, “I’m never letting a guy get close to me again!” when I finally posted my new girlfriend. I avoided posting her before to avoid hurting her feelings because I knew she was still pining for me. Now I feel like an asshole and I lost a good friend. FML
Today, I signed up for my ex’s OnlyFans. She never sent me nudes when we were dating, now she’s selling them to everyone she knows. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
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GoogieWithers 25
Could it be your incel like attitude at being turned down? It is up to her how she earns her money. Looks like she was the one that dodged a bullet.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
All the incels downvoting you for feeling called out is hilarious
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GoogieWithers 25
Could it be your incel like attitude at being turned down? It is up to her how she earns her money. Looks like she was the one that dodged a bullet.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
All the incels downvoting you for feeling called out is hilarious
deathdefiance99 2
no one feels “called out.” it’s just laughable that some idiots use incel in a non-ironic sense lol.
core01 30
Your mentality toward women is off-putting
czen 1
sounds like you just weren’t her type but yes any woman who shows her self to the public is an automatic no no for a long haul… dont listen to these other comments… prob onlyfans creators who couldn’t cash in past 5$/m