Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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fmyalarmclock 0
Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..
therealist7131 0
That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch
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wrestling49 0
never go commando while wearing jean pants. after wrestling practice i've for gotten my boxers b4 and had to go commando in jeans, its not comfy at all!!! take my word for it
NoMercy_fml 0
At least you and Arnold Schwarzenegger have something in common. You both are Commandos
maria12_fml 0
How is it possible to see your crack through boxers and shorts? Anyway ya FYourLife
sjx 0
He was not wearing boxers. Clearly.
sjx 0
He was not wearing boxers. Clearly.
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
Read more carefully.
Wtfisflapdoodle 0
Seriously, YDI man up and deal with the heat, Just wear some athletic shorts preferably black ones
SadinSherman 16
Have you ever been to Texas?
alicks_fml 0
Boxers are a hasselhoff, which is why I recently made the transition to boxer briefs and haven't looked back. You should check it out.
EMR_fml 0
Never wear briefs. They drastically lower your sperm count. I'd rather have some stranger laugh at my sweaty ass than start shooting blanks. Don't constrict your little swimmers with tight underwear let your little swimmers swim free.
alicks_fml 0
Considering the OP is in college, I don't think sperm count is a high priority for him. In fact, shooting blanks would probably be a good thing - less chance for an unwanted pregnancy.
murduck 0
lmao FAIL
organic43 0
Those are so tight.
blondegurl718 0
Crack Kills.
peepo 0
#17 fail. Black clothing absorbs more heat.
crazy_legs_mcgee 0
#37 fail. How did you manage to come up with him wearing black?
blondegurl718 0
Huh? I just said Crack Kills. I didnt say anything smartical that I wouldnt understand..
blondegurl718 0
haha i know right?
bc1020 0
if it's under your clothes i don't think it will see much light.....think about it
Nidiamazing 0
You love rubbing UT in everyone's faces huh? It's okay, my brother went there :) but FYL, it's been so hot lately. Even in the valley.
Jaywin 3
I go to UT as well. =) Hook 'EM Horns!
Drew_Peacock_ 0
The only way to beat Texas heat is to stay inside! I know, I live a bit north of u.
masquerade08 0
I don't know what to say... My dad went to UT, but my sister is in the band at A&M. BTW, the longhorns were complete assholes when she was their last. Who the hell throws batteries at strangers because of the school they go to? In other news, the world would appreciate it if you, and pretty much everyone else, wore underwear.
happygoluckyhh 0
Not wearing underwear? You knew something was coming. At least you know what NOT to do now. :)
allmidnighteyes 11
"bummer" LOLLL