feckingnasty
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Avomitmous
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML
fmlpgh
United States
Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no
Athens, Greece
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Lake Oswego, United States
What the…
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Anonymous
East Hampton, United States
Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
ewww
United States
Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long, nasty toenails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML
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sassypenguinxox 15
Someone seems to be reenacting Austin Powers in Goldmember
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Posts like these make me wish there was a sick/vomit reaction to click on. Yuck!
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Posts like these make me wish there was a sick/vomit reaction to click on. Yuck!
Dave_Davington 34
See, that's what happens when you take too long to fetch the skin box.
WeirdUS 30
Let them know you won’t be kissing him for anything else near his lips or his privates if he continues with his disgusting behavior
WeirdUS 30
Let them know you won’t be kissing him for anything else near his lips or his privates if he continues with his disgusting behavior
franniemae 8
He's trying to gross you out so you'll leave him. Accommodate him.
Sean-Guy Matthew Lacelle 1
I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit lol yuck
Chris Smith 9
Burn all the Austin Powers special editions, limited editions, and extended copies I'm sure he has and tell him not to do that shit.
Sydney Nicole 10
I would divorce his nasty ass real quick 😂 god knows what else he’s eating!
Pooly_D 7
kill it before it lays eggs
dedanjel 33
There are no words ton express the depths of revulsion reading this gave me. Were I you, that dude wouldn't be getting any. Ever again. So disgusting...