Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after we watched Titanic for the first time together. Why? Two reasons. Because I cried, and apparently men aren't allowed to be emotional, and because she asked me if I would save her or a boat of women and children first. Neither answer was correct. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
That's horrible she must have no heart at all! I bawl my eyes out everytime I watch that movie! That part is so sad :(
SneakyDeath 15
Wilson!!
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Comments (142)
x805xUnknown 6
Awe, poor Wilson. Fyl.
eganbull 1
She is a bitch. Although Wilson dying isn't that sad. Women wonder why men don't show emotion, well if we're going to get laughed at what's the point?
sterrizzill 0
yeah. that's a bummer.
beccaaaaaaaa 5
I LOVE Castaway!!! It's probably one of my top ten favorite movies. Don't worry, I cry like a baby too when wilson floats away. So sad :(.
strandedinalimo 0
Agreed. I cry when Wilson floats away as well. Also that movie made me afraid of whales.
gooberness 0
i loove it too!! tom hanks is awesome... i saw him at kmart last week!! yes kmart in lbc!
beccaaaaaaaa 5
I literally would have cried if I met Tom Hanks! He's my old guy crush, hahahaha. I absolutly LOVE him in Castaway and Forrest Gump.
strandedinalimo 0
My old guy crush is Robert Downey Jr. Yum.
beccaaaaaaaa 5
Richard Gere is another one, and Nicholas Cage. They just look better with age!
pandemic_fml 0
Nathan Fillion. <3 I don't think Joel Edgerton counts as an old guy, but him too.
shiritt 0
then man up! go to the gym, hire a drill sergeant, join the army! whatever to make your girlfriend happy. and than she dumps you for the exact opposite reason.
aDerangedStateOf 0
Haha.. So True.
cartesianlogic 0
hey, there's a very special relationship between a man and his volleyball...
thoughtcrimeno1 0
Is my girlfriend the only one who has cried while watching The Lion King? I always thought that was a bit odd. I cried t when I saw A Dog of Flanders though, that movie is terribly sad.
Cinn_fml 23
Are you sure she wasn't just joking? I tell people 'to man up' all the time (my boyfriend included) and they all know that I'm joking, and they'll happily say it back and stuff. If she really wasn't joking then it was a bit harsh. Who cares if someone gets a bit teary at a sad part of a film? Different thing move different people. Besides, who wants a guy who never shows any emotion?
Spyrunner 0
Thanks for spoiling the movie.
Person1233 13
But, that was so sad. At least they show a volleyball in his pick-up truck at the end of the movie, right by his side; lol.