Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after we watched Titanic for the first time together. Why? Two reasons. Because I cried, and apparently men aren't allowed to be emotional, and because she asked me if I would save her or a boat of women and children first. Neither answer was correct. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
That's horrible she must have no heart at all! I bawl my eyes out everytime I watch that movie! That part is so sad :(
SneakyDeath 15
Wilson!!
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Comments (142)
LawliPopp 0
Well first.. I don't get how that ruins the whole movie.. so shush. This isn't fight club we're talking about. But furthermore, I'd probably tell my boy to man up as well if he was crying over that.
zainyway 0
i don't think people understand how much wilson meant to tom hank's character. it was his one and only friend on the island and the one thing that was keeping him from losing hope. while the scene may be funny at first as he throws wilson, afterwards comes the realization that he didn't just throw away a volleyball, but he threw away his friend. it would be like having a meaningless dispute with a close family member and storming out only to come back and find out they had a heart attack and died. i may not have cried at the scene, but i can definately empathize with OP
dawning 0
Meh, some chicks are dimensionless empty pits of wenchy anti-emotion... Granted, I managed to not cry for that scene...
Jehav 0
I cried too man, it's sad. He was his only friend for like 4 years.
tencentsakiss 19
are you the same guy as the one that wrote the fml about crying in front of their girl while watching lion king?
FVSimon323 0
lmaooooooooo u know it is him
zaden1 0
tell her to woman up and make you a sammich
molil_4810 0
she's right and this isn't tht bad!!!!
irokyoursox 6
hahaha I love the part where he throws Wilson out his cave then goes running after hin
ZombieGrrl 4
I remember when I fist saw Cast Away, I'm mom yelled at me for crying.
ronkster44 2
woohoo for Bakersfield!!!