Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after we watched Titanic for the first time together. Why? Two reasons. Because I cried, and apparently men aren't allowed to be emotional, and because she asked me if I would save her or a boat of women and children first. Neither answer was correct. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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mama2b3 20
That's horrible she must have no heart at all! I bawl my eyes out everytime I watch that movie! That part is so sad :(
SneakyDeath 15
Wilson!!
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Comments (142)
masanya 0
That was such a sad scene! =(
SAM5000 0
lol how old r u???
Ventingisgood 0
Wilson did not die. He is partying on an undiscovered island with Amelia Earhart, Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, and the Lindbergh baby.
AbyssalSpark 3
If she was kidding, no worries. If she was serious, I'd consider dumping her sorry butt. Feminists CONSTANTLY whine about men not being sensitive enough, not being in touch w/ their "emotions," blah blah. Now that this girl has one of those men, she's bitching about it. If you're a sensitive soul who's not afraid to show your emotions, and she doesn't like that about you, then find a girl who will. Trust me, there are thousands of them looking for men who are MAN enough to show their feelings.
purple19 0
LOL I cried during that part too XD
Hobo_stickfigure 0
so, your girlfriend has more testosterone than you?
myownenemy 0
I'm a guy and I cry every single time I watch that movie. Tell your girlfriend I said she's too manly.
theinfamousgazma 0
mate, she's rite! sorry to sound mean, but man up dude!
Guerilla8 0
!SPOILER ALERT!
ashiiya 0
Ok I don't care about the spoiler...... BUT WTF IS UP WITH PEOPLE AND GUYS CRYING. Guys are human too and therefore have feelings and as a result, they have the ability to cry. What's wrong with guys crying? Might as well say that guys can't be ultra skinny or have a little long hair or anything that's anywhere close to being "girly". Of course, there's nothing wrong with a manly girl either, but seriously, there's nothing wrong with a guy crying. You have done nothing wrong, it's something called emotions. You have them. That's perfectly freakin normal. Tell her she has to woman down.