Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
If you let the opinion of a kid in daycare bother you, you're gonna have a bad time
urdirtyolduncle 15
Tell him his parents could've done way better.
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Comments (54)
dpook 7
Lol kids are so honest!
swedeNix 13
But he chose u:) be proud:)
Ravike 17
#43 you're overdoing it
Dumbledora 9
I really ******* hate that phrase, because it insinuates that "hotter" is equivalent to "better" which is a big, steaming pile of horse shit.
Helldemon 32
It does?? lol, I thought it meant better as in better.
mosquito19 14
if you leave your work with your boyfriend, there is a 50 / 50 chance that he don't work. that kid maybe right.
Visitant45 6
I drop my girlfriend off at work and I pick her up. I work as a software developer. Also, the kid said that he could do better not that she could do better. Why don't you learn to read.
shine999 12
Awe OP it's okay. Kids are funny little devil.
jeriaslovesyou 16
What a little brat. Don't listen to a child though. :)