Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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WCARlover 35
If you let the opinion of a kid in daycare bother you, you're gonna have a bad time
urdirtyolduncle 15
Tell him his parents could've done way better.
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Comments (54)
PoisonOrchid 21
Gotta love other people's kids, huh? I give you credit for being able to work in a day care. I couldn't do it.
lilbillXD 16
That child is a poser.
AnimeGirl71 6
Well some kids don't know what they are talking about and repeat what they hear especially curse words.
zoeconner 11
They say children and dogs have the best judgement of character....
Misswildsides 22
I think you need a smack upside the head for even thinking about smacking a kid.
BvbArmy_0 18
And this is why i hate children
otumboo 10
kids say the darn-est things
andyeatsworld 10
That little kid must little to a lot of Drake.
StanSmith2013 26
Kids don't even understand relationships or most grown up things. Just ignore the little brat and live your life how you please.
cryssycakesx3 23
jesus #6, seriously? you'd smack a kid, who is still young enough to be in daycare, upside the head? for simply *saying* something, innocently, and probably without knowing what it even means. you sir(loosely), are vapid. do the world a favor, never have kids. you are a sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a human being, if you think hitting a small child for such a silly reason is acceptable. you should be ashamed of yourself. I despise people whose first reaction is to hit their kid, no matter what they did.