Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Anonymous
But he's only 5
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Anonymous
Vaudreuil, Canada
Be careful what you post on the Internet…
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
heytherexo
United States
Cute but… TMI
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
KayyElOh94
United States
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10
If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.
AH1Zviper 15
*The *Nazi *period.
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Comments (234)
Relenaz 9
NO! Just no!!! I hope you broke his cam. D:
chuckcloninger 12
Woken up? Really now "Woken" as if it were a word?
corppe 10
WHAT! THE! EVER-LIVING! ****!
oops6663 26
I personally enjoy the fact that OP is a man.
Striker_Jr 16
All these comments about how **** is bad.. And I'm over here like "should i watch some ****?"
_awwhellnaw_ 45
i feel ya
friendlygiant90 10
By any chance is your last name bates? And your sons name Norman?
mullet3388 16
Before everyone jumps to the pictures being for him. You ever think they could be for someone else. Hmm make some money selling them to his friends or lost a bet to a friend?
20minutesto9 23
I thought the same thing. That makes it slightly less disturbing, but it's still a pretty ****** up thing to do.
Astrobomb 21
Someone needs to be put in the nuthouse
DumbledoreDies1 11
That's disgusting
TheHcwalker 20
Did you tell him he needed to pay first?