Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
But he's only 5
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Be careful what you post on the Internet…
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Cute but… TMI
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10
If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.
AH1Zviper 15
*The *Nazi *period.
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Comments (234)
Evilpirate 10
Even If he's horny, still gross to see your mom's breast.
canzonetta 16
You could ground him for a few years..
lambda_fml 40
Oh he is selling the pics of your boobs for money. But there can be two posibilities as to why: 1) If you are the mum then you have fine **** and his mates want to wank to them 2) If you are the dad then thats ridiculous and he is showing them for the lols.
DuckyMomo 2
sick
doomsauce 3
Sometimes you just get nostalgic for those lunches you had as a kid.
viper8608 9
hot
chuckcloninger 12
Huh.....WHAT??? What a perve?
swagisforchumps 9
What a nice you've got there
sabby1242 0
I would do it easy mony
NickPaulson 6
What the hell is wrong with him?