Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
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Top comments
prettyinpink03 11
Is this the same guy from a few weeks back who had a pimple fetish? If not, they should totally hang out.
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww he is trying to make you feel better to bad he sucks at it.
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Comments (112)
dmann56 0
Wow you stuck up brat... He is just trying to make you feel better. Today, I was with my girlfriend and she had all the huge pimples on her face. I told her only one was noticeable and it looked cool. FML
deviable 9
That's sweet of him.
stevenmx86 8
Well, he was trying to make you feel better op... What's wrong with that?
sonic19951 6
Its just the dude's way of trying to make you feel better. Instead of saying its disgusting he says it looks cool.
ripstikchik17 0
Well he had good intentions..
WeaverSka 16
Theres nothing wrong with this! When my gf had some spots, and shed pop them, i thought they looked cool too. Its nice to see a girl who doesnt cake herself in 20 inches of makeup to try to look pretty, some people can look pretty even with a zit mark :)
bustub2 8
At least he didn't say you had the ugliest ****** he had ever seen, like the other FML poster had happen!
sambam_454 0
I know this is way off subject but did you split your tongue? just curious
sambam_454 0
omg I'm so stupid lol just saw the picture bigger. I take my question back
onthetoilet 3
At least he's trying to make good out of a bad situation.
SmokinTitties 0
He's just trying to be nice. Stop turning this into something huge
madmarc84 0
Lol