Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
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SamIsSoaked 0
idiot.
helennaa 0
YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?
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Comments (173)
Tribulations 0
This guy is still alive. Natural selection, why aren't you doing you job properly?
vanaathiel 13
someone should castrate you so that you can't reproduce. Since it didn't kill you we should help natural selection along a little bit.
dawneh666 0
Wow.. How could anyone lick potentially dangerous electric objects out of boredom? o.o You should try chewing gum or something instead... >.> YDI for doing that but FYL for the tooth.
chicagochick 0
Don't worry...once, I was just played around and put the part of the charger that hooks into my Mac above my upper lip (and this is DRY skin). I got a huge electric shock, couldn't even scream, and it left a small rectangular burn mark. The worst is that I was at the library when this happened, and a huge crowd rushed over to me. I'm scared to even brush against my charger now.
necrobese 0
This is why nobody likes Texas.
humorizer 14
I live here, and believe it or not, at least in the city that I live in, people are actually pretty decent.
ramakandra 3
are you ******* retarded or something? i swear, you should be sterilized and everyone as stupid along with you!
wh4t3v3R 0
Don't do that, but on an unrelated note, it's really fun to put the charger on your balls!
Kasevam 0
Future recipient of a Darwin award.
oNikkio 0
I did the exact same thing when I was younger. Except is was the cord for a massager, and the result was me flying across the room and smacking straight into a wall.
Klu_Klayu 0
I should come to your house and kill you so you cannot add your stupidity to the gene pool
Rho0889 0
i call fake, you wouldn't be able to complete the circuit unless you were touching another conductor which is highly doubtful...epic fail