Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
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Top comments
SamIsSoaked 0
idiot.
helennaa 0
YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?
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Comments (173)
nefarious61 0
YDI for having an oral fixation, which is probably why you have a filling in the first place. Get a pacifier.
LemonStarship 5
Not. Possible.
BigCox3100 0
this is why evolution can not be true, because stupid people like you wouldn't survive to breed
alsoelp 0
Today, I decided to saw my own arm off. Then i realized I did something stupid. FML
hbgoddard 0
#60 wins!
taureanbeauty293 0
#60, nicely put!
Digithead 0
300 million sperm and this is what got through!
GreenRupee 0
I wonder how you managed to survive until now with stupidity like that.
zbrown 6
Soooo...what exactly did you THINK would happen?
Taybrian1 3
I would make fun of you, but I did it too when I was a little kid. It was a Gameboy charger and I was a really little kid. Then I stuck it in my sisters mouth when she was sleeping.
dancingdoggy 4
I think we need a new button aside from "I agree, your life sucks" and "You deserved it"... "You're an idiot"
xenomorph 0
Darwin Award?