Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
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SamIsSoaked 0
idiot.
helennaa 0
YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?
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13929jje 0
Ah well, we all have them thick as shit moments. Boredom makes us do strange things..
hayleyukulele 0
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of stupidity I put my tongue on the end on the metal, because I am a ******* idiot and didn't know that plugged in metal can electrocute you. Now I'm gonna be a whiney baby and bitch about it on FML and have 20,000 people tell me it's my fault when it is. Life's hard. FML.
sleephunters 8
I like this version a lot better
taureanbeauty293 0
definitely a better version
cindayy77 0
definitely
pyros09 0
Or managed to turn it on.
shek1608 11
Oh, thing kinda like this happened to me once. I was watching a movie and had the electric fly swatter in my hand (the one that looks like a tennis racquet). It was switched off. So, without thinking I just kept it on my face and stuck my tongue out. Zapppp... Got shocked. Wasn't that bad. The tip of my tongue became white and numb for about 5 minutes. :P . So, people do do crazy things sometimes. PS- I know 'OP' refers to the person who wrote the fml, but I don't know what the full form is! Someone tell me please :|
nicamd1 4
#91 it's original poster this is a stupid thing to do out of boredom!
Omnigeek6 1
YDI. Now please castrate yourself with a fishing knife so your idiot genes won't be passed on.
jhommie9696 0
I think George Bush posted this... It all adds up, retarded, from Texas...
purple91 8
YDI. Retard.
Achw3l 0
Today, I thrusted myself in the balls. Then I realized smacking my nuts hurts. FML
HerpiliePurplies 0
Go die.
dramanerd08 5
out of boredom ? more like stupidity.