Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
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SamIsSoaked 0
idiot.
helennaa 0
YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?
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Comments (173)
SupaSwaggin 0
IDIOT LOL
alwaysalady 0
you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box are you now?
taytay09 0
......you are literally too stupid to insult :)
Danzergirl1 0
Being overly curious is amazing right?
citrusjuice 0
Wow! FAIL #72 I believe the correct term is "You aren't the sharpest tool in the toolbox." or "You aren't the brightest crayon in the box."
macgruberiscool 0
ydi for being that stupid
noluck84 0
yeah, you shouldnt breed.
Lillies98 0
isn't it "you aren't the sharpests tool in the shed"? :) and YDI for being that stupid :)
guy_on_the_couch 0
And this is why I've lost faith in humanity...
13__Loki__13 1
Next time put it on your nuts. Hold it there until you hear two pops. Then you can stop. This should keep you and whatever ubermoron that would ever sleep with you from having kids. The economy is already bad. We don't need the extra financial burden of your retarded offspring.
taureanbeauty293 0
YDI. Sad but true. OP: Try sticking a knife in a toaster and you might actually get to Narnia to escape all the criticism.