Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, while looking at engagement rings online, I started crying. Not because I'm getting married, but because the only proposal scenario my mind could concoct always ended with my boyfriend saying, "SIKE!" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Wasn't this posted by a dude? Your effin broke man, go get yourself a job, some friends and a girl. Then stop sitting around the house watching that brain rot.
mopho 0
Regardless of your genitalia, I regret to inform you that you are a girl.
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Comments (99)
crankyadam 0
FIRST
seanders 10
CrankyAdam. You really should stop bragging about coming first.....
worldclassrager 41
WE DONT CARE!!!!
AntiChrist7 0
So you want dirtbags propose to you? YDI
wh4t3v3R 0
No, as you can see he is a man. He wished he could propose with a $20 ring. I do too. *bawl!*
White667 0
Hahaha, that is so good xD I'm sure we'd all wish that we can only spend $20 on the ring,
DanikaLee 0
or maybe he is gay
izzy0122 0
I agree 71 I'm married for almost a yr and our rings are tatted and I paid for them.. I am a chick btw lol
This2Rudy 7
I agree with 71
BluPenguin 3
This one's so dumb im just gonna put... SECOND (ok maybe third xD, stupid 40 second timer)
CallMeHush 1
Wasn't this posted by a dude? Your effin broke man, go get yourself a job, some friends and a girl. Then stop sitting around the house watching that brain rot.
mikeman1744 18
Wait a dude posted this? I think he was probably jealous of her boyfriends balls because I'm guessing he doesn't have any.
Yaphukwit 0
"Sixteen and Pregnant"????? fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
the funny thing is that amber and gary (the guy the OP is talking about) are the fattest couple on the show. or ever. seriously I was surprised that amber didn't eat the baby when it was born.
navygirl8909 0
What the hell! Just because people are fat doesn't mean you have to be a douche bag!
PhillyEagles 0
Shut up fatass
lmaoatyourlife 0
Stop being such a whiny little man child and do something about it.
cieramc 0
I think those two on that show really are in love. No need to downplay by putting them down because they don't have a lot of money. Most people don't wait until they aren't a teen anymore to start having sex. Pregnancies are bound to happen. I cry over stupid reality shows all the time so don't feel too bad but if you're really that lonely do something about it.
alex_vik 1
I cry over reality shows too. Mostly because I see how stupid a lot of people are.
Rayn4u_fml 0
I cry too. From laughter.
Starfire22 5
Agree with #9 & #10
wh4t3v3R 0
I agree #10, but replace reality shows with FMLs.
borabora1991 0
extreme makeover: home edition really gets my waterworks going.
Rijii 0
Wow. Really? AND you're a dude? It's pitiful enough if any girl reacted like that (because envying a knocked up teenager and her "deep romance" is just sad enough), but the fact that you're a dude and crying at home watching MTV in general is just...wow. YDI. Go out and get a life, man.
perdix 31
There must be some kind of mistake. They probably put in the wrong gender. Even if the OP were technically male, after reading this, we have agreed to kick "it" out of our gender. I'm sure the women of the world don't want to accept such a pathetic loser into their ranks, but it just can't be one of us.
lickmyjock 0
I almost shed a tear watching you've got mail for the first time. It was only a few weeks ago. Key word though... almost.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#12 Speak for yourself. Women are turned on by guys like the OP more often than by pathetic macho losers with misogynistic tendencies and a need to compensate for gender insecurities...
lickmyjock 0
LOL CANADIANS, EH.
chloe666 0
HAHAHAHAHA suck my balls.
SweetestSin 4
So instead of going out looking for someone you whine about it on FML - yes, this was a productive choice! Hey maybe your dream partner will comment you, hopefully she/he won't laugh at how sad this is as much as I did FML making more love connections than match.com
EmilyClaire 0
haha win ^_^