polemania
United States
Today, I had an employee come in 20 minutes late with the excuse, "There's a Pokemon gym across the street!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
GymBattle
United States
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
FML
Pine Bush, United States
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
whytetrash
Newcastle, Australia
Understandable
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
hatemyjob
United States
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Anonymous
The wizard
Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML
Lily
United States
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
On time
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
ThreeHoursEarly
What's the time, please?
Today, I was told to be present for a meeting that started at 5pm. I arrived 15 minutes early, and I was late for the meeting. This happens regularly. FML
Anonymous
One law for thee…
Today, my boss called me while I was working from home to bitch me out over being away from my computer for 49 minutes, when my lunch break is only 45 minutes, thus wasting another 13 minutes. My boss is known for spending hours online gaming from home during work hours. FML
Jester94752
Today, a co-worker, who lives 30 minutes out of my way, had broken down so I picked him up. We were both 5 minutes late and both got fired. Our department takes 30-60 minutes to even start running. FML
Top comments
mylonius 19
My boss just had to ban Pokémon Go because all of our employees walked out yesterday to find a Squirtle.
ResidentThatGuy 12
Unless your workplace is also a gym, I see no problem.
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ResidentThatGuy 12
Unless your workplace is also a gym, I see no problem.
Welshite 40
He's trying to wheedle his way into your good graces after that debacle.
farmgirl98 14
Nice
mylonius 19
My boss just had to ban Pokémon Go because all of our employees walked out yesterday to find a Squirtle.
walid820014 20
How tf can he ban a game? He can't delete from their phones.
almost_there44 26
#16-Banned it from being played at work...wow.
ThirteenThirteen 27
No, but he can sure as hell fire them.
Lizzy500 16
Is that what they're calling"morning wood" these days?
SpyroMello 29
#36 wrong fml
Jayms_fml 32
That's the first Pokémon I caught #3. And WTF #36?
Thegoofygoober 15
manager uses fire attack!
KingKralj 31
It's super effective!
Joseph24689 14
What should you do? -Epic music plays-
Paws_Cat 29
Polemania fainted! Manager recieved $200!
jay_south 19
And when they're unemployed, they'll have all the time in the world to catch 'em all.
Mahcookiez 15
It begins...
iiSpitMarbles 16
Please for the love of everything unholy, fire the bloody idiot.
Dogsz 8
Or OP can at least give a written warning, so other employees will know that the boss is serious.
RabbitOfAurora 28
I'm with #9 on this one. There are plenty of acceptable reasons to be late; "I stood outside playing Pokemon GO for 20 minutes" isn't one of them. Two minutes I could let slide, but not 20.
Jurbla 14
Looks like they just Jynxed their employment
russellohh 2
I think I've been an hour late twice now due to grabbing Pokemon in my neighborhood before I started work. Of course, the game has only been out for two work days...
gracehi 33
An hour late??? TWICE? Dude, get your priorities straight.
corky1992 33
Keep that up and you won't have a job soon.
nmrhog 15
Seriously, how do you still have a job?
whynot159 9
#12 will be out a job soon, or should be. And a lot of others. Prioritize your time better
russellohh 2
Most jobs let you set your own hours. As long as I'm not in past a certain time, it doesnt matter
YaBoiSeabass 15
What all did he catch?