Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, while looking at engagement rings online, I started crying. Not because I'm getting married, but because the only proposal scenario my mind could concoct always ended with my boyfriend saying, "SIKE!" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Wasn't this posted by a dude? Your effin broke man, go get yourself a job, some friends and a girl. Then stop sitting around the house watching that brain rot.
mopho 0
Regardless of your genitalia, I regret to inform you that you are a girl.
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elisabethecstasy 0
THIS is what MTV does to you.
oNikkio 0
I saw that episode! Even worse-- he spent $300 on an XBOX360 right before that! And everyone, I think the original poster was jealous because he would never treat a girl like that.
mirandaanda22 3
i probably wouldve 2. i hate being so lonely
Sakeyaki 0
...I remember that episode. He spent too much on games and yet he bought a cheap ring for his girlfriend.
taylord20 0
he isn't a dirtbag! that's the ring she wanted. you're an asshole, and a girly man. ydi.
loveyahun 0
at least that chick can get proposed to...unlike you...
weenie690 0
stf
jessiixcore 0
#57. ouch.
muichini 0
the guy returned his game and game system, so they could buy stuff for the baby, he got a cheap engagement ring cause you spend the real money on the real thing. also they needed the rest of the money for the baby. I don't see how he's a dirt bag for coming to his senses, putting his child fist returning his game and system he just bought, and getting a cheaper engagement ring so he could get his baby stuff. personally I would be happy he gave up something of his to help my child, even if the ring was one of those ones out the 25c thing. my engagement ring was 25$ my wedding ring has 2 small diamonds and a large center oval sapphire. the wedding ring is where the real money is put. laid in white and yellow gold.
navygirl8909 0
I love how people act like when you get engaged that the guy proposing better have bought a nice expensive diamond ring. If you really love someone you won't give a shit how much the ring cost. If the guy I love proposed to me I would be soo excited even if he got it from walmart for $20. Who cares! Also the guy doesn't even have to propose you could just be talking one day and both agree that you love each other and want to get married and there you go then you can go together to pick a ring like my parents did. My parents just agreed to get married and bought the ring together and they have been married for almost 21 years. People are too shallow these days.