Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, while looking at engagement rings online, I started crying. Not because I'm getting married, but because the only proposal scenario my mind could concoct always ended with my boyfriend saying, "SIKE!" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Wasn't this posted by a dude? Your effin broke man, go get yourself a job, some friends and a girl. Then stop sitting around the house watching that brain rot.
mopho 0
Regardless of your genitalia, I regret to inform you that you are a girl.
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mamk 0
Suck it up, man.
epicfail13337 4
Don't be jealous of her "deep romance". Sixteen and pregnant, that's where it got her. Not HER romance. Try to get a girlfriend, there should be someone for you even if you're a dork.
elparto 0
one time I saw the channel this was on have the lineup: sex at 15, 16 and pregnant, dead at 17...I lol'd.
jonny2x4 0
What else is there to do in Saskatchewan this time of year? Can't even leave your house because it's like 30 below. Now THAT's an FML.
greeneye_fml 12
Can you say white trash?
sportsnut 0
well, i think you have at least pinned down one of the many reasons that you have no love life...you waste your time watching stupid TV shows rather than hanging out with friends (who also have friends). Its like this whole social network thing is completely lacking for you...build that first and then you will probably run into someone worth while for dating
lifeisaplay 0
Oh please I'm lonely (I'm a girl btw) and I don't bawl over that shit get over yourself :/.
cherrywaves3 1
your pathetic
Dr_Diaper 0
This isn't an FML, your just a complete douche
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
I've seen the episode you're talking about, how is it not romantic? The couple was poor and about to have a baby, spending a lot of money on a ring would have been stupid and irresposible. Her bf wanted to be able to provide for her and her baby and show her that he cared about her-sounds romantic to me. YDI because you sound like a stuck up bitch, no wonder you dont have a romantic relationship.
myfriend_youfail 3
Having a baby at 16 is stupid and irresponsible. Getting married at 16 is stupid and irresponsible. *facepalm*
neon_shoes 0
That was what I was going to say! He spent $400 on guitar hero, but only $20 ( actually I think it was less then $20) on her wedding ring!! Also wasn't he a good amount of years older then her?
navygirl8909 0
I think you should rethink YOUR standards. If you think that a guy has to buy a nice ring for it to be acceptable then your shallow. If all he can afford is a walmart ring than that's good enough that is if you love him. If you love someone it shouldn't matter how much they spent on the ring or where they got it. I cannot believe all the shallow people here.
theshizzbot 0
How about spending that money on something productive like a place to live instead of blowing it on a useless rock? The marriage is not any more valid just because you have an expensive ring to shove in other peoples faces. Superficial women like you give all women a bad name.
navygirl8909 0
Who says your going to wear that ring the rest of your life? A lot of men buy a cheap ring at first because that's all he can afford and then later when he has enough money he will buy her a better ring. It's not like she is stuck with that exact ring the rest of her life.