Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, while looking at engagement rings online, I started crying. Not because I'm getting married, but because the only proposal scenario my mind could concoct always ended with my boyfriend saying, "SIKE!" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Wasn't this posted by a dude? Your effin broke man, go get yourself a job, some friends and a girl. Then stop sitting around the house watching that brain rot.
mopho 0
Regardless of your genitalia, I regret to inform you that you are a girl.
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pinkkloverr 0
haha i saw that episode. when i saw him getting the ring i was like "wtf? he's getting the ring from walmart?!" haha then after i saw him propose and saw them after he proposed i was like "i guess it doesn't matter if he got it from walmart. what he did for her was sweet." i don't know why people get so upset over being single. i didn't find anyone until last year when i was 19. i was single my ENTIRE life until last december when i was 19 almost 20 and it was COMPLETELY unexpected because i wasn't even looking for anyone. before i was involved with my boyfriend i never let being single bother me. i figured relationships were overrated anyway and if falling for a guy happened to me then i'd accept it. and it happened. and a year later we're still together even after all the shit we've been through and the fights we've had together. my sister didn't get her first boyfriend until her freshman year in collage and they just got married last year... 5 years after they met. and my brother got engaged when he was 17 and married when he was 18... 6 and a half years later they're still married and have 2 daughters, because even when they kept breaking up in high school they still stayed friends. so basically in my opinion, people shouldn't try so hard to FIND a relationship... they should only try hard when they're IN a relationship. if you're meant to be in a relationship it'll happen... especially unexpectedly when you weren't even looking. so don't try to get so depressed over being single... you'll eventually be with someone.
pinkkloverr 0
i meant to say college. not collage. haha
imago_fml 0
A guy? Canadian? Ah, Canadian... That explains everything. YDI! Shovel your way out of your igloo and go find a woman.
XxalbertweskerxX 0
I think the better part was that the guy had just called wallmart to try to return his copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 in order to pay for the ring.
navygirl8909 0
Wow that's shallow. If he cannot afford a better ring than a 20 dollar ring from walmart is fine. If a guy proposed to me and that's all he could afford I would love the ring. If you love a person it shouldn't matter how much they spend on the ring. I cannot believe people are acctually that shallow.
Muffin_121 0
Haha, I totally saw that episode this morning. "What's your return policy on these rings?"
ilovechicken123 0
hahaha wow I cried during the movie "up" and not this crap... lol
hellokittywhore 0
Today, my FML about about my poor white trash family wasn't posted but this stupid shit was.FML. stupid bitch
Compass 0
I've only seen that show a few times while my sister watches it, but I can honestly say "That's a MILF" when a hot teen comes on.
harrypotterfan12 0
and thats an fml........ why?
hellokeroppi 5
oh! I've seen that episode!