Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, while looking at engagement rings online, I started crying. Not because I'm getting married, but because the only proposal scenario my mind could concoct always ended with my boyfriend saying, "SIKE!" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
CallMeHush 1
Wasn't this posted by a dude? Your effin broke man, go get yourself a job, some friends and a girl. Then stop sitting around the house watching that brain rot.
mopho 0
Regardless of your genitalia, I regret to inform you that you are a girl.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (99)
lzmo 20
you're a dude...
TheVirtousKnight 4
Unlike all these other twatwaffles I actually feel your pain (of being lonely) I only have four friends and the most we do together is play DotA I often find myself crying about this to but to add to that fact (also to all those telling him to get a girl) I have been chasing the same girl since third grade it's my junior year and I haven't even kissed a girl since I want her to be my first kiss even though she has rejected me thrice getting a girl isn't that easy even four the nice guys and the douches
worldclassrager 41
Maybe a different show would be a better idea...maybe something more manly...
fantasyworld 39
Amber? Don't be jealous by them, their relationship is toxic.
shotgun_girl 17
I look at most the girls on that show complaining about money then they have their hair done up and dyed with perfect get-up-early-to-do makeup and their designer jeans basically havin 100times better clothes than their child and desperately want to rip out their ovaries with a pair of grill tongs. Just sayin.
shannon2348 14
dont want to sound mean but it's pretty obvious why you are alone. you need to man up a bit sweetie.