Today, while looking at engagement rings online, I started crying. Not because I'm getting married, but because the only proposal scenario my mind could concoct always ended with my boyfriend saying, "SIKE!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
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fjvitt 14
Oh...it will work out fine and you’ll be happily married in no time.... ....PSYCH!
Natalie Hosking 5
any man who would prank a proposal is a terrible human. and if this is the only scenario you can muster then perhaps this guy isn't right for you.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like not marrying this jerk-off is the better move.
fjvitt 14
Oh...it will work out fine and you’ll be happily married in no time.... ....PSYCH!
magnumpeyote66 6
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend
WistayShlaio82 13
Meaning he’s a hardcore prankster? Dang, that’s rough. But, if you want him to grow up on his terms take everything he says and does as a joke. Over time he will change himself so he is taken more seriously.
Natalie Hosking 5
any man who would prank a proposal is a terrible human. and if this is the only scenario you can muster then perhaps this guy isn't right for you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you dating one of the Paul Brothers? Either way, I'd leave before he gets the idea to put the "prank" on YouTube.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Sounds like his "jokes" have taken a toll. You should form an exit strategy.