Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
Today, doesn't it piss anybody else off, as well as it seems a bit suspicious, that YouTube adverts will play perfectly without buffering or delay, yet the actual video you wanted to watch can spend almost 5 minutes buffering, and keeps stopping every 10 seconds to buffer again. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I had my first ever mega brain fart. I was watching videos on YouTube when I noticed strange music playing. I paused the video and the music played on. When I turned the app off, I realized the music was coming from the TV, which I had on at the same time in case ads came up. FML
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML
Today, while in a bathroom stall at work, I pulled out my phone to play Candy Crush. Somehow, I hit the volume button, and my phone blasted a YouTube ad for men’s body spray. The whole room went silent. Then I heard someone say, “You need it, son.” FML
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Fx13mz 7
And while you're at home watching that movie, there's a couple out there using that birth control.
Kawboy 1
must have been interesting
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Comments (65)
ImInABox 6
Have you made a good birth control decision?
_yarrrr 0
birth controlcision ;)
Theguy614 0
why would you put that on FML, first off that's really not a big deal oh wow 13 whole minuets of your life wasted on something you should definitely be using, but I'll chalk that up to the stupid ass moderators and second you're a dipshit, are you so desperate for attention that you will post how stupid you are online
_yarrrr 0
was it ****? then I can see needing a 15 min birth control ad... or maybe a churchy ad...?
fluffyrocka 0
Your feet seem to be twisted in a odd manor
_yarrrr 0
it's just the pants! I was just on my way to return them to the pants store..
comatoast 0
Oh no! you had to watch an ad!!?? Your life is RUINED!!!! ...get over it.
Dontstealmyname 11
I fail to understand how this really is an FML?It's just 13 minutes. Get over it. If you consider such minor thing as an FML, how about the worse things that may come your way?
sharkton 0
this is seriously an fml?! your life must be amazing if this is what you consider FML.
thebestof1984 0
Omg!!!!!!!.... It's the end of the world..... Suck it up op...
thisbeyou22 0
this isn't an fml! your just stupid
cloudia32 6
Epic Fail....
sharkton 0
this site moderates everything. I can see moderating swearing and hate speech, but what happened to free speech. you don't let people have an opinion on here. I'm deleting this stupid app. what a crock. go ahead. moderate me...that's really cool.
allmidnighteyes 11
THE INTERNET IS AMERICA. EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A FRENCH WEBSITE. YEAHHHHHH BRUH. Get the sand out of your ****** and pull the tree out of your ass, you little clit-faced ****. If you don't want to be here, nobody's going to miss you, so there's no need announcing it to the world. You not frequenting the app anymore hurts NOBODY. You don't matter. At all. Shut the **** up.
Sirin_fml 47
Don't act like a self-entitled twit and you won't have a problem.
Theguy614 0
bullshit I made a comment on this FML that comparatively wasn't bad at all and it was moderated