Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Subtle
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
MAKE IT STOP
Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Today, doesn't it piss anybody else off, as well as it seems a bit suspicious, that YouTube adverts will play perfectly without buffering or delay, yet the actual video you wanted to watch can spend almost 5 minutes buffering, and keeps stopping every 10 seconds to buffer again. FML
Lost in film
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Brain fart self report
Today, I had my first ever mega brain fart. I was watching videos on YouTube when I noticed strange music playing. I paused the video and the music played on. When I turned the app off, I realized the music was coming from the TV, which I had on at the same time in case ads came up. FML
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
Delays expected
Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML
Stinky
Today, while in a bathroom stall at work, I pulled out my phone to play Candy Crush. Somehow, I hit the volume button, and my phone blasted a YouTube ad for men’s body spray. The whole room went silent. Then I heard someone say, “You need it, son.” FML
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Fx13mz 7
And while you're at home watching that movie, there's a couple out there using that birth control.
Kawboy 1
must have been interesting
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Comments (65)
Eggers 2
Okay? we care why?
Eggers 2
My comment was too logical for FML
insidejokeswithm 0
PMS much?
Kawboy 1
must have been interesting
ceinaworus 0
I think that the OP is easily captivated by ads...
Melvar_10 3
would be more interesting in space
littlemissFYL 5
very interesting indeed, #1. what kind of ad is more than 13 minutes long? the ****?
DoubleDose 0
here's my following plan. Sue the site for not making the skip button large enough for us ADD sufferers. I swear if I had a gun pointed to my head I would still notice a butterfly flying by.
Michelle_74617 1
Wow you are so stupid. FAIL
whitesox365 0
hey! you watch it! op wasted 13 WHOLE minutes watching that ad!
Kawboy 1
I'll agree but I bet op knows alot about that particular birth control lol
Fx13mz 7
And while you're at home watching that movie, there's a couple out there using that birth control.
insidejokeswithm 0
I hate that when that happens! I do that all the time with YouTube videos.
Michelle_74617 1
Oh yeah and what did you learn from that
kellbelle032398 0
ummm thats def not FML. a whole 13 minutes of your lifeu wont get back. big deal. and maybe stop watching illegal movies online..?
SnailJamsss 6
Hahaha. I've done that before. It happens.
Death_From_Above 0
........ I got nothin for that.....
Pizzamaster 0
YouTube does that to me all the time. and those ads always pop up during important shit. amiright?
KeyOfTheTwilight 1
Cut the OP some slack. They probably thought it was an ad for the movie "Grizzly Man" After 13 minutes they figured it was the wrong movie but kept waiting. Cause that's the thing about bear attacks... they come when you least expect it.
trimmerr 1
^ NIce . Dwight is the best.