stampslife
Agassiz, Canada
Delays expected
Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whenlifeisalemon
San Francisco, United States
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Phantommajik
United States
Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML
Rar
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Palatine, United States
Chilled out
Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML
Jetlagged
Today, I'm stuck at the airport overnight, because my phone didn't update its time zone after flying in, so I watched my train leave, thinking mine wasn't due for another hour. FML
meish
Chicago, United States
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gated and confused
Today, I checked in for my flight, made it through TSA, bought food, and sat at the gate for an hour. I only realized I was sitting at the wrong gate when boarding for another flight finished and everyone had left. I ran to the correct gate, but it was too late. Despite me pleading, the plane was already taxiing to the runway. FML
budadepressed
Burnsville, United States
Girls just wanna go home
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
anonymous
Lebanon
Dressed for success
Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML
ajdown
United Kingdom
First time?
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
leftbehind
Colombia
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
Top comments
Cass_x 22
Was it a good movie?
Miss_Chevious 37
at least you had a movie to watch. not the blank scene outside your tiny window
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Cass_x 22
Was it a good movie?
lunar999 23
#17 you take that back! Adam Sandler is a national treasure
jerryj 27
If so, then he is a treasure better left buried in the sand ...just like my comment is about to be!
Acers1 13
to each their own
maggiefox 25
It would've been funnier if 17 said Nicholas Cage XD no offense 17
Adeptus_Astartes 22
My momma says #17 is the devil!
Karan0217 6
@19 if you think he's national treasure then listen to At a Medium Pace by Him. Then tell me if u still think he's national treasure.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
A year or so ago, Jack and Jill was the in-flight movie on a plane I was on. We were in the air over the Atlantic and people still got up and left.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If it was Movie 43, no, because that movie was ******* horrible.
ckibb97 22
We spent 2 and a half hours on the Tarmac in Tampa, meaning we had to get a different flight back to London. The only difference is that we had no drinks or tv
Miss_Chevious 37
at least you had a movie to watch. not the blank scene outside your tiny window
Scooter42 15
how long would the drive have been? You got to fly through the air!
maddieray26 8
Time well spent. Right?
man_in_black08 28
New way of getting around air traffic control i see. Atleast its better than them circling around the airport in air before they are "clear" for final approach :)
MrDonSalvetti 27
Well, time for a second one! :)
DocBastard 40
As long as the movie wasn't "Airplane!", I think you'll be fine. Roger, over.
pjsr 33
Surely, you'd agree that's a funny movie?
cakefete2 31
Yes, and don't call me Shirley.
randomname98 22
And that's how OP got over his drinking problem!
raffcity 7
Was the movie snakes on a plane?
ilovemsminaj 13
Air travel is fun, huh?