Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
This is the breast story I've ever heard.
thecitizen 15
Become a model ;)
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Comments (88)
bahamit 18
*Homer Simpson Voice* [infront of mirror squishing boobs together] "Lady" "Man" "Lady" "Man" "Laaaaaaaady"
xpsychocatladyx 15
rock them breasts man
mariri9206 32
Some of these comments are gold.
andrmac 25
Well it's breaster than the brother and the breast cancer poster.
wolf12king 12
At first I'm like the kool aid guy ohh yeah ohh yeah then I got to the I'm a guy part. OHHH HELL NAH!
tigerman65 6
I will.never get this image out of my brain. Thanks for the mammary.
vintageart1994 16
If you can turn yourself on then it's a win win lol
worldclassrager 41
Man boobs or not it will probably turn any man on seeing that
jrkill99 3
That was the plot twist of the century
kirbsyeahbabe 8
Kinda went in another direction there for a minute.