Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
This is the breast story I've ever heard.
thecitizen 15
Become a model ;)
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Comments (88)
8Dirty1 24
you're too sexy for your shirt
WolliBolli 23
The proper use of you're and your made me slightly happier than the fml... Maybe it's just me :P
Yastafari 16
I literally laughed out loud. LOL
julako 22
twice?
Geckosrock99 33
Duh, the mental image is pretty funny.
yepthisisit 15
This made my day, thank you.
why57why 21
*clevland voice* oh that's nasty
Bansheefaerie 9
my son told his dad that he has boobs
Jonathan_71038 6
Lol ? took me off guard
Tripartita 45
Autosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of; I wish you and yourself all the best.
RedPillSucks 33
I love cars too. you meant autoeroticism, right?
Tripartita 45
No. Both words contain the prefix "auto", so if one word refers to cars, both would. Simply Googling the term "autosexual" returns websites and articles expounding on sexual attraction to oneself. Your love of cars falls under mechanophilia.
NamesIncognita 15
that exists...? ill hide in my basement forever...
Megatron_Griffin 25
Would you do me?...I'd do me..I'd do me so hard.
HappyItalian 38
Haha that scene always makes me laugh even though it shouldn't
WOTAN1488 24
What the **** lol
ScarletteNyte 16
I'm sorry, but that was actually hilarious.