Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
This is the breast story I've ever heard.
thecitizen 15
Become a model ;)
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Comments (88)
russiancat464 12
At first, like halfway through this im like "ohh yeahh baby" then at the last sentence "ohhhhnooohhh"
disturbedchyk 11
I honestly don't care how many down votes I get but reading that made me cringe... gross
MonstreBelle 29
Calm the calamity in your mammaries. Boobs are rad and should be celebrated for the joy they bring! Even moobs deserve a nice moment of appreciation now and then!
brendejafulable 41
I was afraid to keep reading.
jmayer12 14
I know the feeling bro
JjfireballZ 14
Breast unexpected plot twist ever
Jenn_Ohio 13
This was a wild story from start to finish
chicken_dip 22
How the hell are you gonna love anyone else? Can I get an amen
trulypar 34
Just close your eyes and grope away. :-)
more4me 27
Pretty cool . You have (almost) all the equipment at your disposal for a good time ! At least you turn yourself on, which is not so bad. Enjoy! ;-)
shortcake18 15
Who is that sexy person oh wait it's me...