Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
This is the breast story I've ever heard.
thecitizen 15
Become a model ;)
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Comments (88)
vikky538 29
Wonderful. You got all the stuff you need in life right on your chest
upsetpastry 10
Not my proudest fap…
Asianjaned 9
Throw on a wig, sit in front of a mirror and use your less dominant hand...LMAO!
KRYPYAT 14
Best plot twist ever
Badkarma4u 17
I have the wierdest boner right now.
jakeyjakey1232 9
You're gonna make me cum dude
OrganicSistah 17
Lmfao
shinikageWolf 15
I don't mind a man with a rack.
thomassilva0 11
Where'd my boner go?
GhostFox 34
You're someone's fantasy OP. Just a matter of finding them. Or if the FML is your issues with your body image, take steps to change it. If it's about getting turned on by your own reflection... Eh, arousal can show up even when the rest of you doesn't want it to.