Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Today, it had rained and the marble steps outside my office were slicker than I expected. I was trying to navigate down them with a coffee cup in one hand and my phone in the other when I was startled by a notification, slipped, threw my coffee up in the air, and landed flat on my back. Of course there were spectators. FML
Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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Top comments
reyemrein 0
1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off??? 2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML
saranottelling 7
"I hat stoopid peeple lik u" You hate yourself??? You have to learn to love yourself, man. SPREAD THE LOVE!
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Comments (86)
fairies633 8
well obviously u could see well enough to write this fml
anorexicbarbie 8
they can still see you ******* retard, close one eye and you'll still be able to see, the perspective is harder to see or some shit. and op, that really sucks for you! I hope you get better, I have no clue how you even deserve this...
ScaryyMary 14
snickerdoodles, you actually made me laugh! :D Yeah, a moment of silence for wasted java. Makes me want to pour out a beer... or maybe some half-and-half? :O
xundria 5
@snicker: fail, you can no longer point out grammar mistakes. @29: win.
Domonator 16
You should join that Facebook group about getting it in the eye...wait...oops...
elledubb 0
lol... no not that group!
tomahawkinyouall 0
NOOOO NOT THE COFFEE!!! ANYTHING BUT THE COFFEE!!! ydi for bein so clumsy lol:) but I put fyl so it's all good! I wanna submit some funny fmls but nothing crazy like this ever happens to me. I have a cool story instead! not really an fml though... lol
camraja901 5
sucks for you bitch
Oreogasm 5
FYL, OP. I hit my tailbone on an arm chair once (mis-calculated), and I couldn't sit right for months.
elledubb 0
lol... that just sounds so wrong!
texas_justice 0
...ah, #38... you misspelled 'shit'.
whataloadofbull 0
Wrong FML.
rawrimamuffin 0
Haha I get it! " couldn't sHit straight for months XD hahahaha nice ... it's dissapoonting when people don't get that kind if humor... xP
lostfaithinpppl 19
Next time don't be so clumsy. Both YDI and FYL.
Olympian94 0
What a gilf...wait, no she isn't. She's a gidlf (don't like to ....)
zippit09 0
Should probably be a little more careful carrying a scalding cup of coffee though :)
xhalighx 0
HamsteronA, Really? Talking about his grammar is racist when we don't even know what race he is? So only someone of a certain race could type like that? Hmmm...
biancster 0
I've hurt my tailbone a couple of times and it hurts so bad that I wasn't able to walk without searing pain.