Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
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thatoneguyyoumet 0
that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!
Pitaace 0
I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.
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Comments (148)
ryanbeast 7
sorry but i couldn't help but laugh
Sickhands 0
You need a Chihuahua.
wildfiresgirl 7
Idk why but this reminds me of Scooby Doo and Shaggy for some reason! Haha
asinforasin 1
That sucks, yeah, but sounds like you need to learn to control your dog...
P1Nk13 7
leash-train your dog next time dipshit.. or get a goddamn prong collar
MidnightMusic53 37
All I can say is that you should have trained your dog better than that. It's very important to socialize dogs with other animals, and you failed considering it chased the cat. While I do feel bad for you, you kind of deserved it. Big dogs can be dangerous and it's crucial that they're trained right. I hope the cat was unharmed.
fyl7899 12
Just another reason dogs suck
sugarbear0727 19
Don't you just love animals?
sugarbear0727 19
It doesn't take much force to move somebody, to drag them along. A 20 lb. dog can pull someone off balance thats 170lbs. It doesn't make much sense, but it happens. And Husky dogs are huge, and used for sledding. They can weight 80 lbs. easily and can pull hundreds and hundreds of pounds.
sugarbear0727 19
Everyone who is saying OP is weak, or that he needs to get a smaller dog, or train the dig better, you dont know how nig the OP is, or how big the dog is. OP could be a 120lb 15 year old, and the husky could be a 80lb three year old. Huskys are used for sledding because they are extremely strong. It is extremely easy, even for a small dog, for a dog to pull you off balance. The OP said he was forced to run with the dog because they couldn't let go of the leash, that doesn't mean the dog drug him, or that OP is weak. It just means he made the decision to run along rather than being pulled, and face-planting. And if you're running, you can put a dent into the side of a car. At a party one night my bf's friend got mad at him and pushed my bf into his car, left a huge dent. He popped it out himself, but it was still a pretty sizable dent.