Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I was looking through old childhood pictures for my father's funeral and I found one of our old Christmas cards. I looked at it and noticed in the background our two dogs enjoying very spirited sex. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
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Top comments
carmel1110 12
Maybe the dog is more photogenic than you.
kurodansei 16
well we know who's top dog in that household.
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Comments (78)
carmel1110 12
Maybe the dog is more photogenic than you.
ThePsyche 9
The poop picture just brings out your beautiful eyes OP, don't feel bad.
starsfan_9 7
Or maybe the dog's fecal matter is more photogenic than OP...
ShyAnn29 15
Maybe they love the color brown
yoyoforpeace 14
OP should cut out funny pictures of his face and glue them over the wedding photos.
royalsgrl 14
Maybe they love the dog more lol
JiggyBoo123 11
Did they forget which one was the bitch?
thepunman 11
That was a shitty pun
TheAbstract 15
shitty + pun = shun. I shun the shitty pun.
ShyAnn29 15
How do you know the dog was a Bitch? It could have been a boy dog
Inediblepeaches 15
It's a male dog. "while *he* took a dump." "Bitch" is only referring to a female dog.
JiggyBoo123 11
Sorry. I was trying to be clever so I could be one of those top comments. I guess my comment was kinda uncalled for. :s
meagann01 4
This bitch said it was a " boy dog" Bitch bye.
kurodansei 16
well we know who's top dog in that household.
ShannyAK 16
At least they are animal lovers! But seriously fyl op
ICastillo 25
I'm an animal lover too. I love to eat them. Tastes so good.
ICastillo 25
Yeah.. all you guys who thumbed me down act like you don't eat meat. *takes a bite of steak*
DanielleinDC 34
I don't, actually. As for you, OP. sounds like your dad and stepmonster love their furbaby more than you. That really blows. They should remember who will pick their nursing home when they get old.
KiddNYC1O 22
And what is up with your wardrobe??
mb2_native 15
Smile for the camera!
andyyroxx 20
This is when you get up, go to the bathroom, take an iPad selfie, get it printed, and frame it next to your parents' new wedding photo.
finnrambo 13
cuz selfie cameras are just that high quality
samcro3 8
This is our kid, fido. This is our other kid, fidos brother.
perdix 31
The dog doesn't remind your dad of your mother. Any more questions?
Pleonasm 36
Astute point. He must feel like shit if that is the truth, although I don't think it's the case.
EvilUndead 9
You probably wanted to say "doesn't remind his new wife about his old wife".
ICastillo 25
Go home #44 you're dunk.
Cian_1 28
What if he's drunk, and already home?! :P
xJChristine 16
I think this is the case, although it doesn't have to be her dad who is thinking that, but maybe his new wife? I'm sorry OP
onorexveritas 24
that's shitty
kobelstone23 13
That's a comment alot of effort was put into.
MatteKudasai 17
Almost as shitty as your "pun".
Eluveitie 9
And 14's grammar.
Pleonasm 36
And this thread. -- I mean, "And MY Axe!"
Eluveitie 9
Just thumbed my own comment down. I should really stop being a twat.
zepher93 7
Way to make the whole day all about you OP.. A dog is man's best friend.
mb2_native 15
Except for that 5 mins after you step in its poop and your having that thought 'why the ****, did I get such a big dog', this is coming from me, who owns a King Shepard. I call them land mines...