Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
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Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
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FerrariCake 2
You're looking at this all wrong: maybe they were looking for someone to assault and you just weren't attractive enough. Your homeliness saved you from being attacked.
jewboy8787 0
hey your lucky they didn't rape you or smack your ass.
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Comments (150)
Raleigh_bruh 7
Damn, dissed by kids :/
LexaDear 0
straight up. that's sad :/
edensucksatlife 0
Kids are the worst.
edensucksatlife 0
@Annabanana314 No offense, but what in the world are you talking about?
NatDancer2010 0
owned
LexaDear 0
seriously, I didn't follow that.
LexaDear 0
what kind of fish? :} haha
vergaso 0
how about u shut the **** up because ur not cute or funny Ina naeive way
raymel 5
I would beat them up and make them cry but that's just me
arc794 0
Haha. Young boys are just so lovely.
Chrisskiies 0
pownage by Ari lol mm op fyl I guess
vergaso 0
omg ur so funny using shit every1 ses and ur just saying cuz u got nottin to say and resort to un proven facts u have no evidence of all imma say is that picture isn't decent looking
MrLefty 8
well, vergaso, maybe if you typed so we could understand, seeing as this place is easy to type out full words and you are not limited by character counts, maybe we'll take you seriously when you can spell and have proper grammar. but that's a big maybe.
LexaDear 0
vergaso-get over it. She's pretty, once you put a picture up then you can judge. And seriously, learn to type.
Chrisskiies 0
hi ari bye ari nit trying to get banned andddd im tired ans have to bw up in 5 hrs n 15 mins for work
edensucksatlife 0
Win @MrLefty @Chrisskiies
Chrisskiies 0
thx again eden n goodnight now had to lwt the pomeranian out before he pissed everywhere
LexaDear 0
thank you :)
DncrHap 9
hahahahaha. i have no idea why that made me lol so hard. it's like something out of a comedy film. :p anyway, sorry about that, OP. sometimes guys (and girls) are complete jerks. you just can't let it bother you.
MrBrick 0
lexa, you look 12. I mean that on no offensive way
LexaDear 0
I'm 14, close haha. my old picture, I actually was 12 :P
MrBrick 0
Oh well then I can say you are pretty. couldn't if you were 12 tho. that would be weird
LexaDear 0
haha, I can see how that would be awkard.
PYLrulz 17
65 - ENGLISH MOTHER ****** DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?
BuddyChristSays 0
maybe they were talking about the dog fyl for having an ugly dog
JGood09 0
yea 87, I am kinda ugly. just sayin
Massdebater 1
count yourself lucky op... they could have been deciding wether to rape you or not...
morganlove44 3
1 is hotttt (:
atticuz 2
125, you don't carry much looks to be saying that. lol fail indeed.
JGood09 0
yea and 141 you look like a ****** so you fail, and i bet i get more than you
fakeaccountX 6
Never rule out the possibility that they were talking about the dog.
antonioohama 0
But what if the boys were referring to the OP's dog?
JGood09 0
I know, I pride myself in being an asshole.
rockerbelle17 0
what's with attacking innocent people on comment streams? there is nothing wrong with that girl, she's pretty and she seems awesome so why is everyone attacking her for being herself? that's pretty immature.
vergaso 0
yall niggaz are gay if you've ever seen the boondocks show you will get it
martyboy 0
Peace and love everyone! All the girls that commented on this FML are pretty imo.
emilypwnsyourmom 0
haha that sucks..
stokebasing 0
that sucks.. some boys can be so insensitive. Slap them
itz_towelie 6
whys that?
WilliamRTW 0
how should she be happy? getting dissed and called ugly by 2 little kids is sad.!'
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for liking My Chemical Romance.
fisheatsbear 6
where on earth did it say they liked my chemical romance?
edensucksatlife 0
The OP's user name.
fisheatsbear 6
oh. now i see it. OP YDI
kaycee1996 5
I love My Chemical Romance!
Idonebeenhad 17
I'm going to kill you...
JazzyLemons 8
What's wrong with MCR? I love them
FerrariCake 2
You're looking at this all wrong: maybe they were looking for someone to assault and you just weren't attractive enough. Your homeliness saved you from being attacked.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm sorry, that's awful! Kids say some pretty mean things sometimes...
jewboy8787 0
hey your lucky they didn't rape you or smack your ass.
itz_towelie 6
or both
jordynwebber 0
WTF...
Mirorbo 27
And you're really going to take what two children say seriously?