Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML
Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
XblahhX 0
i think its fine, i mean its not like you are making fun of him. i mean he probably felt that way before?
moony_fml 0
thats not nice to say....but most of people do believe that, u just said it out loud what a lot of people are thinking
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (128)
sunshyne84_fml 0
Way to be an asshole!! And I'm surprised at all the comments that don't think this is bad. You should be ashamed of yourselves!
FarSide 23
Nice going, Joe Biden. Can you find anything else stupid to say?
horribleville 0
That kid has a good sense of humor. But you kind of have to when in that situation.
Udyjay 1
lol sucks
Joe2794 0
You're in a hospital! You should have expected someone to be in a wheelchair. YDI.
xoashesxo 0
That's a very rude thing to say : that can offend some people alot. maybe next time when your in a hopistal keep your mouth shut. it's not like that boy CHOSE to be in a wheelchair
misspiggy408 0
LOL OMG that's terrible
un_known_fml 0
awww you gotta give it to the boy, the way he handles it.
normandin131 0
I know the feeling if I was paralyzed I would kill myself.
_mcs_ 0
What a terrible thing to say. Would you really rather be dead than not having the ability to walk. Sure, you would be more limited, but there are still so many great things in the world that I wouldn't want to give up despite the fact that I couldn't walk.