Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML
Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
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XblahhX 0
i think its fine, i mean its not like you are making fun of him. i mean he probably felt that way before?
moony_fml 0
thats not nice to say....but most of people do believe that, u just said it out loud what a lot of people are thinking
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XblahhX 0
i think its fine, i mean its not like you are making fun of him. i mean he probably felt that way before?
michael32123 0
the little boy verbally owned you
bonnieandclyde44 0
awww poor kid
The_Big_Mac 7
sounds to me like he might have even had a sense if humor about it
CaptainCola 7
Why would you say that in a hospital though?
moony_fml 0
thats not nice to say....but most of people do believe that, u just said it out loud what a lot of people are thinking
Aeroxx1337 17
You know, it's possible he just meant he'd be so horrible at moving around in it he would accidentally kill himself, but that wouldn't be as funny.
FXCKMYLIFE 0
the funny thing is, I have a wheelchair that I found (yes, I made sure it didn't belong to anyone, or that the previous owners didn't need it) and I plan to make a video about people in wheelchairs, almost like a mini documentary, and then I plan to do fundraising
scorpiogirl666 0
this isn't much of an fml. you could've just said sorry and gotten on with your life.
gavin751 0
I have a mate who if friends with someone whos sister commited suicide. And during a class he said omg id rather kill myself than do that work. Awkward but watever its hilarious when you look back at it! Its just abit wrong....
chewyca99 14
dude...
lostmymind16 0
insert foot in mouth.
thisishilarious 0
hahahaha well done sir
stunty_fml 0
Stephen Hawking would probably disagree.
QiScorpion 0
I understand why you said that - my dad's in a wheelchair and the amount of pills he's taking/the gross procedure of getting up in the morning/going to bed at night make me feel the same. but you still put your foot in your mouth so FYL and FHL.
Bobhope124 0
Heyyyyyy!! I'm in a wheelchair you're a narrow minded asshole hhaah jkk you should have pushed him down the stairs and saved him the trouble (all possible implications implied in that one)