Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
Kids say the funniest things
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML
Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
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XblahhX 0
i think its fine, i mean its not like you are making fun of him. i mean he probably felt that way before?
moony_fml 0
thats not nice to say....but most of people do believe that, u just said it out loud what a lot of people are thinking
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bbobe900000 0
so how is your life ******?
maddiepaddy1 0
Hhmmmmm....
oopsie_daisy8446 0
FHL.
horseluver4ever 0
You know what I think is funny? That no one's concerned that the OP is messing around in a wheelchair instead of being with his sick grandma.
dance_till_dawn 0
The little kid sounds like he has a sense of humor but what the hell are you doing with the wheelchair dude?
LevyLove 17
why would u even say that in a hospital??
LevyLove 17
why would u even say that in a hospital??
sugababy234565 0
Awwwwww!!!!!! You probably made that kid feel bad!!!
zachneedg4 0
**** his life not yours
hobosareawesome 0
What did you say? "Lets ditch gamma-gamma and go play in the wheelchairs! She has at least 4 weeks." *runs off to play in wheelchairs and steal hospital jell-o*