Today, I felt an itch on my neck. naturally, I scratched it. After about 5 minutes of scratching, I realized that I've been scratching a dead fly on the back of my neck. FML
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Hamden824 23
Hey guys! OP here. So happy this got published! And to clear this up, the fly felt like a bump, that's why I kept scratching. Love your comments though! Keep them coming!
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Top comments
ryand82 11
You scratched for 5 minutes before figuring out it was a fly?
Devtyro 14
Can we call you the Lord of the Flies???
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Comments (23)
ryand82 11
You scratched for 5 minutes before figuring out it was a fly?
Devtyro 14
Can we call you the Lord of the Flies???
Hamden824 23
I am the lord. Lord of the Flies! Sure you can call me that. :D
__doge__ 15
"Today I sat on a person's neck and suddenly they attacked me with their sharp nails. They kept stabbing my dead body for 5 minutes. FML"
mariri9206 32
Such scratch, very sharp, so long, much wow.
js2873 9
I don't see why people are disliking you. I guess these normies haven't an idea what a meme is.
mariri9206 32
Aw, thank you, 11! They can thumbs down me all they want, though, because it does not bother me. The day I let people who thumbs down me bother is really the day I should just get off the internet. XD And I love the doge meme - it's the best!
Cerebral_Origami 5
At the bump I scratch, For five minutes I scratch it, Bump is fly, Dead Fly.
mariri9206 32
Ew, ew, ew! I'm gonna fly away from here! But, seriously, that really sucks, OP!
Iamskynet 18
That's quite a lot of time you spend on scratching.
SofaKing619 13
Nice!
Steephx0 23
... How did it stay on for so long? I'd imagine a dead fly would fall off with the slightest movement.
Wizardo 34
That fly is now a dead, sorted.
Saluton 18
Oh. Horrendous. Did you die because of it? I would.
LyricaSilvan 30
Just reading that gave me chills. I'd have felt the creepy-crawly sensation all day after something like that. Ugh.