Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML
Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
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XblahhX 0
i think its fine, i mean its not like you are making fun of him. i mean he probably felt that way before?
moony_fml 0
thats not nice to say....but most of people do believe that, u just said it out loud what a lot of people are thinking
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Comments (128)
ZiggyMorrison 0
hahah I think the kid was just trying to be funny he's use to it by now might as well laugh about it not much else you can do
michelle4srs 0
"...No, I didn't mean it that way! I meant that I'd kill myself 'cause I'm so clumsy in one."
isantorin 0
YDI. At least the kid took it well.
blabb 0
you definately deserved that.
YungMarlon23 0
shouldn't yu hav jus introduced this kid to the site, helped him make an account, then he could put the FML as he rightly deserves?
AnaMaree 0
Then as an apology you sucked his dick.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
haha =)
jeanniner 0
eh thats not bad. I was in a wheelchair for about a year when I was younger. It was always better if people were honest and were like "that sucks, I'm glad i dont have to deal with that" than if they were like "I'm soooooo sorrryyyyyyyy. blah blah blah."
Lev_fml 0
That must've hurt the kid...Careful with your wording in certain situations. BUT #39 has a point too. Maybe the kid was actually glad someone said things that were honest.
alison_is_beast 0
aww. I'd feel soooooo bad if that were me. I'd start crying and become his friend!
Kitty34_fml 0
Goofing around is fine, but in a hospital? Come on. That's not the place.