Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
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diGi_fml 0
"Today I was taking the elevator, when I over heard someone calling me an asshole because I took the elevator on the 2nd floor. I am confined to a wheelchair because my lower legs are paralised.FML"
VexDraham 0
thats low man.... just plain low and wrong...
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meemz 0
oh, the silly comments we make. =P
VivaLaJewFace 0
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rofl..... at that point.. if the elevator is full I would shout to the kid to roll down the stairs and have someone carry his wheel chair down for him.
kayylovesu 0
smh
mif_fml 27
Ass.
Laylette 21
what the **** is wrong with you?
cupcakegirl0424 27
That ain't right.
LoLoLo_fml 0
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Hahahahaha, you probably made a bunch of people burst out laughing when they got off the elevator though...
VexDraham 0
thats low man.... just plain low and wrong...
voulez_vous 0
Hahah. That's funny. Sounds exactly like something that would happen to my friend.
castnerinho 0
least he didnt hear it. but still. crud on you
irawk 0
hahahaha.. u meany ass hole!!
diGi_fml 0
"Today I was taking the elevator, when I over heard someone calling me an asshole because I took the elevator on the 2nd floor. I am confined to a wheelchair because my lower legs are paralised.FML"
supercooldude 0
um. we all know your faking because someone who suffers from paralysis would know how to spell paralyze. good job making an ass of yourself!! =)
jeniilouise 0
they used quote marks to show that it isn't actually their FML but the FML of the person in the wheelchair... and OP; thats why you keep your thoughts to yourself until you know who the 'asshole' who can't take steps from the 2nd floor is...(:
farleytb42 11
lower legs, are they not just called legs?
kittykat1501 31
I usually hate when people do this, but this is needed
dancerchik3579 0
Your the asshole!! Seriesly some one who doesn't take the stairs one story down and instead takes the elevator odviously has problem! Hey why don't you some common sense once and a while!
supercooldude 0
your the asshole with no education. its seriously and obviously dip shit.
teentee401 37
^oh the ******* irony
tylercarolinex 21
*you're- do not correct someone elses grammar when you yourself do not know the basics
yake12 0
people who are fat, lazy, or like 13 floors up